It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
