Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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