can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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