I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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