That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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