yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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