I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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