Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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