Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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