Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just gift wrapped bread.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He did a backflip because drugs
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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