so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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