wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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