singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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