You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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