i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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