It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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