did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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