with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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