So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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