The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
why is half of my head shaved?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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