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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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