i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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