You really coming over, don't trick.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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