Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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