Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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