im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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