for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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