Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
