Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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