my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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