Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
this will be a night to untag.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize