life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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