I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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