It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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