And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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