I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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