honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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