I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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