Already got asked if we're dating
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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