The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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