I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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