But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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