She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
