i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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