biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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