"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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