were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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