try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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