Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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