Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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