You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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