Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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