11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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