True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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