If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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